Facelift

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...

Seriously, don't. Hate me because I'm rude and blunt and have more balls than you do... figuratively speaking of course.

What the hell, if you have the misfortune to actually be funnier looking than me you can go ahead and hate me for it. I'm a big girl, I can take it. I can't promise not to pick on you though.

Oh yeah, the reason for this post... I've actually updated a few things. Scary.

Go read a book or something.